Open Mouth Insert Chocolate

I have a saying for those days that don't go well..."open mouth insert chocolate."

When it feels like we're stressed out beyond stressed out, we have to find ways to cope. And women out there will understand, we need chocolate for those times we feel as if we're going nutty.

So you know it's an "open mouth insert chocolate" kind of day (in no particular order):

When you have more pants laying on the floor than left in your dresser, before you find ones that fit and don't make your butt look BIG.

You're so crabby you can't stand being around yourself.

You're early getting to where you're going, but no one else is there to notice.

You finally take that picture that makes you look good (from that angle) and your digital camera mysteriously erases it from its memory. (a true story)

You have more junk mail in your mailbox (real or inbox) than real mail.

Doing dishes and laundry gives you a real break. (really!)

Having all of your children alive and intact at the end of the day is a real cause for celebration.

And you may have your own...

So, I have small, neatly packaged individual sized dark chocolate handy, because you never know when an emergency will occur. Some women carry Kleenexes, I carry chocolate. What's your chocolate moment?